TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
Lack of orange juice leads Louisiana man to shoot son in buttocks
(Thanks to Ralph)
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March 24, 2015
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As the proud parent of a teenager I say - yes - totally justified.
Posted by: markhh | March 24, 2015 at 12:29 PM
A day without orange juice is like a day without gunfire.
Posted by: Clankie | March 24, 2015 at 12:30 PM
"The son was taken to a hospital with injuries that did not appear to be life-threatening."
Pays to wear a bulletproof vest on your buttocks when you think you might need a drink of orange juice and say something wrong to dad.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 24, 2015 at 12:58 PM
pulp friction
Posted by: ligirl | March 24, 2015 at 01:10 PM
Orange you glad it wasn't in Florida?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 24, 2015 at 01:17 PM
Were the buttocks freshly-squeezed?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | March 24, 2015 at 01:58 PM
It certainly had to be Florida orange juice.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 24, 2015 at 03:11 PM
OJ, the humanity!
Posted by: MOTW | March 24, 2015 at 04:41 PM
*Snork* Clankie.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 24, 2015 at 04:55 PM
- could've had a V8 . . . or a .38 . . .
Posted by: ligirl | March 24, 2015 at 05:00 PM
Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
- John Candy
Spare the
whip...oh, just shoot thechild....
---Elridge Dukes
Posted by: funny man | March 24, 2015 at 06:37 PM
Right in the butt-ocks.
Posted by: OldPhil | March 24, 2015 at 08:39 PM
Got him in the can.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2015 at 07:22 AM
Hey, can't make a proper Mimosa or Fuzzy Navel without it. Breakfast of Louisiana Champions!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 25, 2015 at 08:52 AM
This is silly; NEVER shoot someone for not having any orange juice!
However, apricot nectar! Now that’s worth shooting over.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 25, 2015 at 12:27 PM