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But are they bulletproof?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 26, 2015 at 05:21 PM
Um.....Nice buns??? Er.....Looks like you've got some special sauce there??? Ahem.....Is that a pickle, or are you just happy to see me???
Worst fast food idea since The Whopper perfume...
Posted by: Trent | March 26, 2015 at 05:27 PM
I almost sent that in but I figured it had to be a bunch of crap...much like most Mickey D products, come to think of it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2015 at 06:29 PM
Hey man, your McNuggets are showing.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 26, 2015 at 07:23 PM
That dog photo is going to be misunderstood in some countries.
Posted by: Clankie | March 26, 2015 at 07:55 PM
I'll wear those over my Whopper shorts.
Posted by: padraig | March 26, 2015 at 09:26 PM
those are completely ridiculous. but mcnugget pajames would be really cool.
Posted by: chet | March 27, 2015 at 08:00 AM
They deserve a BRICK today.
Posted by: Shoney's BigBoy | March 27, 2015 at 09:51 AM
Is this one of those brown and white or blue and black things?
Posted by: poker | March 27, 2015 at 10:01 AM
This can double as your Halloween costume.
Just tell people you are dressed as "unhealthy"...
Posted by: Dog's Owner. name withheld for legal... | March 27, 2015 at 11:34 AM
By the look in his eye, I'd say that dog will be seeking revenge.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 27, 2015 at 11:36 AM
these can double as your Halloween costume.
But be careful about showung off your buns...
Posted by: funny man | March 27, 2015 at 11:37 AM
Once again the film "Idiocracy" was prescient.
Posted by: bgbear | March 27, 2015 at 01:05 PM
agent: I've got good news and bad news. the good news is I got you a gig.
model: modeling lingerie for Victoria's secret?
agent: uh, not exactly.
Posted by: chet | March 27, 2015 at 01:06 PM
They're actually better looking than some of that Parisian runway-model outfits.
Posted by: LeDud | March 27, 2015 at 01:41 PM
Does this outfit make my buns look too big?
Posted by: RegularGuy55 | March 27, 2015 at 08:06 PM
Two of these people know their modeling career is over. One is still delusional
Posted by: GBE | March 30, 2015 at 11:24 AM