'THERE ARE METALS EVERYWHERE'
Scientists Want to Mine Our Poop for Gold
(Thanks to Dad-O-Lot, Charles Cates and DaveM)
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Another reason to keep your gold hidden under the mattress.
Posted by: will dooley | March 24, 2015 at 11:45 AM
One of the most common uses for silver in days gone by was in fixer for black-and-white photographic prints and negatives.
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 24, 2015 at 12:38 PM
The newspapers are already doing that.
Posted by: Clankie | March 24, 2015 at 12:40 PM
'THERE ARE METALS EVERYWHERE'
doo-dah, doo-dah -
EVEN IN YOUR UNDERWEAR !
oh, doo-dah day
Posted by: ligirl | March 24, 2015 at 01:44 PM
Only Kanye can poop gold
Posted by: poker | March 24, 2015 at 01:57 PM
You can turn it into medicine. You can mine it for gold. Is there anything poo can't doo.
DaveM
Posted by: Dave M | March 24, 2015 at 04:53 PM
Ha ha ha who is funding this?
Posted by: Theresa | March 24, 2015 at 05:03 PM
Gives new meaning to shi--ing a brick(of gold).
Posted by: BAB | March 24, 2015 at 05:39 PM
so will the phrase "you smell like
shigold" come into usage now?
Posted by: funny man | March 24, 2015 at 05:59 PM
i am guessing these scientists are single.
Posted by: @ozziedollar | March 24, 2015 at 07:56 PM
Big Bad John.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 24, 2015 at 09:38 PM
Someone is drinking a lot of Goldschlager.
Posted by: Louis Horvath | March 24, 2015 at 11:27 PM
We need a miner, not a minor!
Posted by: PirateBoy, Chanelling Galaxy Quest | March 25, 2015 at 01:09 AM