THE FASHION REPORT
Men are going nuts over Lululemon's 'anti-ball crushing' pants
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(Thanks to Jon Harris)
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Had these been available last century, we would have never heard Clinton proclaim his innocence by saying something stupid like, "I think I rolled a nut."
Posted by: manual tomato | March 29, 2015 at 12:39 PM
Umm... This concept is not new. Duluth Trading has been selling "ballroom jeans" for several years. $128 for these? I'll stick to $40 "relaxed fit" khakis, thanks.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 29, 2015 at 12:42 PM
Cod piece heaven.
Posted by: Clankie | March 29, 2015 at 01:14 PM
That's because Lululemon doesn't sell anything bigger than size two.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2015 at 01:56 PM
I agree with Spiny Norman. Duluth beat them to it design wise. Now, if deluth offered ballroom skinny jeans in a rainbow of colours to cater to the metrosexual crowd, they might destroy LLL. Until then, probably nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Azy | March 29, 2015 at 02:12 PM
Disappointed it wasn't about strategically armored jeans.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 29, 2015 at 03:44 PM
This sentence does not parse: "...a first step toward the serious-yet-casual, austere-yet-virile masculine style promised by health goth life yo."
Can someone please translate this into English?
And "Yo".
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 29, 2015 at 05:48 PM
Pirateboy,
I think it says, you can wear them to the prom but not to church
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 29, 2015 at 05:52 PM
Yo, bro.
Ball-Crushing Pants opened for Cherry Poppin' Daddies.
Posted by: OldPhil | March 29, 2015 at 07:10 PM
So when did you guys stop wearing pantaloons?
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 29, 2015 at 08:12 PM
Hammer pants for the win!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | March 29, 2015 at 08:35 PM
Sweatpants are $8 at Walmart.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2015 at 08:53 AM
The Duluth "Ballroom" jeans are my absolute favorite.
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 30, 2015 at 09:00 AM
Your wives still let you HAVE balls?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 31, 2015 at 02:26 AM