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Homer Simpson retired to Florida?
Posted by: Pirateboy | March 31, 2015 at 09:31 AM
Homer's car should be in the pool with the left blinker on.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2015 at 09:47 AM
So let me guess, the Wisconsin Lego is a guy in a cheesehead half buried in snow? Most likely in Packer apparel. OK, I'll go look now.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | March 31, 2015 at 11:10 AM
Cheese trees? Close enough.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | March 31, 2015 at 11:11 AM
NJ should have showed Tony Soprano getting whacked.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2015 at 12:43 PM
Maryland is for crabs,
Virgina is for lovers,
So West Virgina is for lovers with crabs.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 31, 2015 at 01:53 PM
New Mexico wins.
Posted by: 655321 | March 31, 2015 at 02:31 PM
Dave has a blue bathing suit
Posted by: poker | March 31, 2015 at 08:43 PM
The only one I have experienced that rings true is Delaware. And maybe Maine. The others are all flat.
Posted by: Elon | April 01, 2015 at 11:14 AM