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Ejaculating On Your Colleagues' Food Is Not A Sex Crime In Minnesota
(Thanks to Charles Cates)
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March 24, 2015
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How about those Twins !
Posted by: Clankie | March 24, 2015 at 12:32 PM
Didn't Non-Dairy Creamer dissolve as a band, about 20 years ago?
Their guitar player was always stirring up trouble, and he milked the band it for all it was worth.
But their last album went gold: The Milk of Human Kindness, which the Rolling Stones covered on their Sticky Fingers tour.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 24, 2015 at 01:12 PM
It eliminates the choice of spit versus swallow.
Posted by: WVPlantman | March 24, 2015 at 01:51 PM
It may not be a sexual crime, but it's every other kind of crime.
Posted by: padraig | March 24, 2015 at 01:56 PM
I think this article is splitting hairs.
Posted by: Capisce | March 24, 2015 at 02:46 PM
It all comes down to sementics.
Posted by: Heywood | March 24, 2015 at 03:09 PM
PB. I think the band was called the Loving Spoonful.
Posted by: WVPlantman | March 24, 2015 at 03:36 PM
Can capital punishment be carried out against someone not, technically , accused of a crime?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 24, 2015 at 03:47 PM
Let's hope that while Lind is convalescing in jail, what goes around comes around. IYKWIM(AITYD)
Posted by: MOTW | March 24, 2015 at 04:45 PM
John Robert Lind ==>
Lord Job Thinner
Broil John Trend
Inbred Horn Jolt
Jib Nerd Hot Lorn
Job Trend - Hi Lorn
Hi Born Nerd Jolt
Brr Honed In Jolt
Brr No Tiled John
Brr Oh Jolted Inn
Posted by: MOTW | March 24, 2015 at 05:01 PM
BOLO Picture and Mugshot
Posted by: mug shot | March 24, 2015 at 05:06 PM
John Link BIO
Plumbing and Heating Dept Manager
Leveraging more than 14 years of retail hardware experience and 10 years in our plumbing department, John L. runs our plumbing and heating areas of Beisswenger’s like a pro. In addition to being able to answer any out-of-the-box question about plumbing and heating projects, he can assist customers with almost anything in the store.
Just don't ask him to fetch you a coffee.
Posted by: MOTW | March 24, 2015 at 05:10 PM
so MOTW - sounds like he's more of a Liquid Plumber
Posted by: ligirl | March 24, 2015 at 05:54 PM
Hey! I ordered my burger with-out the "special sauce"!!!
Posted by: funny man | March 24, 2015 at 06:12 PM
"Hey, John--grab me a coffee, will ya?"
"Sure..."
Posted by: K | March 24, 2015 at 06:59 PM
Obligatory: Cream of sum young guy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 24, 2015 at 09:43 PM
Thank you! Come again!
Posted by: PirateBoy, Chanelling Apu | March 25, 2015 at 12:07 AM
Always hold the mayo.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 25, 2015 at 09:20 AM
The rap wasn't the only thing he beat.
Posted by: JG | March 25, 2015 at 10:24 PM