IF THIS ISN'T AN EMERGENCY, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS
Man calls 911 to report he was overcharged on his bar tab
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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March 31, 2015
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I can't even count the number of times I had to take the ambulance to straighten out a crooked bartender.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2015 at 02:33 PM
Okay, show of hands -- who was surprised to read the guy had been kicked out of the bar?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 31, 2015 at 02:36 PM
Oh, and:
He even managed to tell a dispatcher that she's "just like his ex wife."
*Now* he's in deep doo-doo.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 31, 2015 at 02:38 PM
Ah yes, brings back those foggy memories of when I had to ask a cop for help to find the door into a hotel bar. This was in the days before 911 and cell phones, else I might have called 911 to complain that the cop showed me to my room with a suggestion to sleep it off instead of the bar.
Posted by: max | March 31, 2015 at 02:41 PM
Phillip Poissonnier ==>
Sir Philippines Loon
Nonslip hippie roils
Holier Pippin’s loins
Lisp Irish Linen Poop
Irish nipple loin ops
I’ll nip poison, perish
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2015 at 04:02 PM
My first thought was actually a subtitle
Man calls 911 to report he was overcharged on his bar tab
- Interrupts cops' donut break -
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2015 at 04:05 PM
One senses this tale really moved MOTW.
Posted by: LeDud | March 31, 2015 at 04:14 PM
Give him 1,000 hours of community service, and
also force him to watch Sesame Street reruns...
that will teach him!!!
Posted by: Elmo | March 31, 2015 at 04:33 PM