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The Face Blanket. Seriously.
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February 24, 2015
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Does it come in white, with a pointed top?
Posted by: Robert Byrd | February 24, 2015 at 11:44 AM
*facepalm*
Oh, excuse me.
*faceblanket*
Posted by: Diva | February 24, 2015 at 11:45 AM
Can I get it in bright white to go with my bathrobes?
Posted by: jon | February 24, 2015 at 11:47 AM
I did not watch that. ( Hides under Faceblanket ).
Posted by: Clankie | February 24, 2015 at 12:04 PM
a puke hole, for when you go to bed reeeaallly sheet-faced
Posted by: ligirl | February 24, 2015 at 12:05 PM
My nose is cold!
Posted by: Bob | February 24, 2015 at 12:46 PM
I want one just to wear the next time I go through TSA screening
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 24, 2015 at 01:12 PM
The fashion sense is
undeniableesaily copied...
The financial sense is...well, this is what happened to all those unsold Snuggies....
Posted by: funny man | February 24, 2015 at 01:20 PM
Looks like a burkha..
I love the way the 'before' part is in black and white and the 'after' is in nice color.
Posted by: Elmo | February 24, 2015 at 02:00 PM
Gonna give the misses the US flag version, so when she puts it over her face, well, you know the rest.
Posted by: will dooley | February 24, 2015 at 02:06 PM
I think "fleece" is the operative word in this ad. Anybody have a regular blanket and a pair of scissors?...
I'm also not sure covering up your eyes on a mountain summit is a great idea, either. Props for the humorous uses at the end, though. :)
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 24, 2015 at 03:15 PM
Omg. Someone will give to their spouse so that they don't have to look at their face. (Ha)
Posted by: Theresa | February 24, 2015 at 04:20 PM
I'm sure they have a patent on this and some Chinese company will make a knock-off of it.
Posted by: LeDud | February 24, 2015 at 08:53 PM
Dave's 2015 gift guide is starting early, but this one seems like a cover-up.
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 24, 2015 at 09:18 PM
I keep waiting for the Energizer Bunny to stroll through this commercial.
Posted by: oneblankspace | February 24, 2015 at 09:26 PM
There's a Butthole Surfers tie-in somehow.
Posted by: Ralph | February 24, 2015 at 11:34 PM
I think I just figured out what happened to all the leftover Snuggies when that fad faded...
Posted by: padraig | February 25, 2015 at 09:33 AM
Love the early scenes of desperate victims struggling with hostile blankets! I'm afraid to go to bed now.
Posted by: Betsy | February 26, 2015 at 12:38 AM
My favorite part: "Ahh, this is the life. I'm sitting here at the dinner table, I've just taken the first sip from my glass of wine, my 1970 Corelle Spring Blossom plate doesn't even have any food on it yet... time to summon Jeeves to throw a blanket over my head."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | February 28, 2015 at 09:08 AM