WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping All Over The Arctic Thanks To Pollution
(Thanks to Stan Ruth)
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February 21, 2015
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Walter?
And, the Penis Bones once opened for Frank Zappa...helluva show, except most of the attendees can't remember it.
Posted by: K | February 21, 2015 at 12:16 PM
Yeah, what happened to Walter, Dave? We haven't see the "Big Guy" here in a very long while. Not that we've got a bone to pick with you or anything.....
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 21, 2015 at 12:34 PM
Chicago Bears have had a similar problem since the Sid Luckman era
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 21, 2015 at 12:38 PM
( Barbara Boxer weeps uncontrollably. )
Posted by: Clankie | February 21, 2015 at 01:25 PM
At least they're anesthetized now. Gonna be a lot of pain when the spring thaw arrives at the North Pole. Like in about three weeks...
Posted by: padraig | February 21, 2015 at 06:27 PM
Did you know that it takes six peas to catch a polar bear?
First, you chop a hole in the ice. Then you *carefully* place the 6 peas in a circle surrounding the hole.
Finally, when the polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole!
(Tip your wait staff, I'll be here all week)
Posted by: WhattaGuy | February 21, 2015 at 07:40 PM
Ooh, sick.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | February 21, 2015 at 07:56 PM
Here comes the science! (And note that Canadian Bones are still the strongest, and fully functional.)
http://polarbearscience.com/2015/01/28/polar-bear-penises-not-breaking-due-to-pcbs-new-paper-full-of-coulds-and-maybes/
Posted by: Marcopohlo | February 22, 2015 at 12:21 AM
Polyphenols PCBs see what they does to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
OUCH...shit
I don't get no RESPECT
Posted by: Kennef | February 22, 2015 at 03:38 PM
Hey, if it's called the *baculum* that must be where the polar bear penis is located. When it's not in use.
Posted by: normnuke | February 22, 2015 at 08:34 PM