WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping All Over The Arctic Thanks To Pollution

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Comments

[K]

Walter?

And, the Penis Bones once opened for Frank Zappa...helluva show, except most of the attendees can't remember it.

[PirateBoy]

Yeah, what happened to Walter, Dave? We haven't see the "Big Guy" here in a very long while. Not that we've got a bone to pick with you or anything.....

[Not My Usual Alias]

Chicago Bears have had a similar problem since the Sid Luckman era

[Clankie]

( Barbara Boxer weeps uncontrollably. )

[padraig]

At least they're anesthetized now. Gonna be a lot of pain when the spring thaw arrives at the North Pole. Like in about three weeks...

[WhattaGuy]

Did you know that it takes six peas to catch a polar bear?

First, you chop a hole in the ice. Then you *carefully* place the 6 peas in a circle surrounding the hole.

Finally, when the polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole!

(Tip your wait staff, I'll be here all week)

[PG-13 Wodehouse]

Ooh, sick.

[Marcopohlo]

Here comes the science! (And note that Canadian Bones are still the strongest, and fully functional.)

http://polarbearscience.com/2015/01/28/polar-bear-penises-not-breaking-due-to-pcbs-new-paper-full-of-coulds-and-maybes/

[Kennef]

Polyphenols PCBs see what they does to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
OUCH...shit

I don't get no RESPECT

[normnuke]

Hey, if it's called the *baculum* that must be where the polar bear penis is located. When it's not in use.