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So my "Dave Barry for President" sticker will either save me or get me killed.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 26, 2015 at 10:28 AM
No one asked about how those of us in other states/regions feel about drivers w/license plates from OR and WA ... those arrogant [email protected] ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 26, 2015 at 10:32 AM
My favorite is "My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 26, 2015 at 11:21 AM
I was thinking the same thought Jeff. You stole my thought you bastard......
Posted by: LeDud | February 26, 2015 at 11:57 AM
Actually my favorite is "Proud Parent of a Child Whose Self Esteem Doesn't Depend on Minor Scholastic Achievements Being Displayed on a Car Bumper."
I'm sure plenty of modern parents oppose that message.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 26, 2015 at 12:45 PM
COEXIST with this!
Just once I'd like to see a "Visualize World Freedom" bumper sticker.
Posted by: 655321 | February 26, 2015 at 01:45 PM
i was an
HONOR STUDENT
i don't know what happened
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2015 at 02:07 PM
spare the dogs, dave - go after the cars with stick figure families
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2015 at 02:12 PM
Honk if you're a jerk.
Posted by: Clankie | February 26, 2015 at 02:40 PM
655321: a neighbor of mine has one that says "Visualize Using Your Turn Signal."
As Dave rightly pointed out in his forthcoming book, no Florida driver ever uses one.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 26, 2015 at 02:51 PM
My favorite are Volvos with 50 stickers that are designed to tell me how enlightened the driver is, and conversely, how much of a prole that I am.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/21/100-bumper-stickers/
The right-wingers are just as bad, the big truck (with a spotless bed liner) indicating how much they love FREEDOM and GUNS.
Can I just enjoy a fun drive with my little Mazda in peace? What does a Mazda with no stickers mean?
Posted by: Nate | February 26, 2015 at 03:07 PM
I'd never do that! But I might be OK with hamstring poll takers and pushing them into traffic.
Posted by: ImNotDave | February 26, 2015 at 04:48 PM
I have a bumper sticker that says "My Labrador Retriever is smarter than your honor student".
Posted by: nursecindy | February 26, 2015 at 07:22 PM
Whenever I see a car with a BABY ON BOARD sticker, I don't hit it as hard as I normally would.
Posted by: Ernie G | February 27, 2015 at 10:48 AM
An oldie but goodie (Pre 9/11);
STOP HONKING, I'M STILL RELOADING!
Posted by: ImNotDave | February 27, 2015 at 11:25 AM
Nate, a Mazda with no stickers means the driver belongs to a terrorist group and is on his way to pull off a suicide bombing. Without drawing attention.
We are all being sucked into a huge sinkhole of paranoid schitzofrenia by blue-black dresses and yammering llamas and ... how the hell *do* you spell that crazy word? Squirrels again.
Posted by: normnuke | February 27, 2015 at 10:37 PM