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The inventor of Nutella died on Valentine's Day.
Posted by: wiredog | February 25, 2015 at 12:47 PM
That is precisely why I stick to peanut butter. Clearly, that stuff should not be allowed in civilian hands.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | February 25, 2015 at 12:49 PM
I thought Nutella came in a plastic, not glass, jar.
Posted by: ubetcha | February 25, 2015 at 12:49 PM
This was overseas, where they have a lot more glass...
(note I said glass, not class...)
Posted by: funny man | February 25, 2015 at 12:54 PM
(thinks about all the little art glass thingamabobs he has in his windows for the express purpose of catching and refracting sunlight...)
(decides to stop thinking about it)
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | February 25, 2015 at 12:56 PM
The refracted rays from the senile stare of the Queen Mother's eyes was not involved.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 25, 2015 at 01:10 PM
And a new warning label is born.
Posted by: Bob | February 25, 2015 at 01:56 PM
Nutella jars cause global warming ?!
Posted by: Clankie | February 25, 2015 at 02:05 PM
Guess the story about swamp gas was getting worn out. The real question is did the aliens set the fire or was the fire set by the MIB as a containment procedure.
Posted by: max | February 25, 2015 at 04:50 PM
Bubble, bubble, Nutella trouble.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 25, 2015 at 06:37 PM
Poor dog.
Posted by: Guin | February 25, 2015 at 07:45 PM