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OMG. Ha.
Posted by: Theresa | February 21, 2015 at 10:35 AM
He's gonna need a lot more gin and tonic.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | February 21, 2015 at 11:03 AM
CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and Ellen show refuse to label the icicle. Only Fox News got it right labeling the 7ft. extremist for what it stands for. A Goldi Hawn mummy sent from hell. Important people from The Obama Network (MSNBC) are investigating it's validity and the possibility of any terrorist group name tag it may be wearing.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 21, 2015 at 11:10 AM
Brian Williams phoned in from what He described as 'Jane Pauley's bedroom' and described it as a guy who once helped him with directions when He saved Private Ryan.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 21, 2015 at 11:31 AM
Ralphie's mom in 'A Christmas Story': "Those icicles have been known to KILL people!" This one looks as if it could be recruited by ISIS...
Posted by: K | February 21, 2015 at 12:20 PM
Walter?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 21, 2015 at 12:33 PM
They may make a handsome couple...but she's could as ice,
Unwilling to acknowledge his sacrifice....
Posted by: funny man | February 21, 2015 at 07:13 PM
She's stunning, but chilly in the bedroom.
Posted by: FredKey | February 21, 2015 at 09:00 PM
Is that Lot? Is that salt?
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | February 21, 2015 at 09:40 PM
Of course, he removed the icicle from his house. From where else could he have removed it?
Posted by: Elf Odin | February 22, 2015 at 08:14 PM