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February 03, 2015

SUCH A GENTLEMAN

Police questioned the man who initially couldn’t remember if he had urinated out of his window that morning, but explained his roommate is a very light sleeper and it would be rude to wake her up by using the toilet.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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To pee or not to pee

Acute short term memory loss is always predicated by urinating out the window and being forgetful about it.

I bet he got in trouble with her anyway for leaving the window open when he was done.

+100 for Gargoyle.

yeah, gargoyle, what a pane in the @ss

Don't eat the yellow snow.

The dreaded yellow snow, from where the huskies go.

Ask him if he remembered opening the window.

While the worker was in her home, the stalker kicked open the apartment door holding flowers, duct tape and lubricant

There's a combination you don't see often.

After reading The Docket I realize that I have missed a lot in life.

Much richer narration and better plotting on that entire page, than we've ever seen from Flathead County ....

No kidding. What the hell, Dayton??

I don't remember what I just read.

In that case sir, you are free to go.

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