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February 02, 2015


Man Clogs Toilet With Potatoes, Pulls Fire Alarm to Get Help Quicker

(Thanks to Ralph)


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for an unknown reason, the man shoved potatoes down the toilet causing it to clog.

Wait, you need a reason?

Possible reasons:

His Mr. Potato Head "talked" back to him {"Sassing him")

He had to flush his low-flow toilet twice or more

Management said he looked like "a lumpy bag of potatoes"

or most likely:
too much beer or drugs...

"Whip it, whip it good" he might of sung as he confused the toilet with a mixer...

What a maroon. Everyone knows you stuff potatoes into tailpipes, not toilets.

Potato-Stuffed Toilet opened for The Butthole Surfers.

So let's recap, shall we?

1. 7:48 am, Sunday morning
2. Man clogs toilet with potatoes for some unknown reason
3. alcohol involved, perhaps?

And stuffing potatoes down a toilet isn't a crime ?

Alcohol? This spud's for you.

I've never been able to get that drunk.

Bad man. I hope he fries!

If he'd just dropped the toilet, would the potatoes have dislodged?

Alas, the dreadful "Potatoes in Toilet" syndrome is alive and well in America ... can't we get a vaccine for this?

The media always makes it sound as though he could have solved his problem in a more reasonably way.

>snork!< at clyde

I've got my eye on you!

Were they African potatoes or European potatoes?

The potatoes were raw, he was fried.
And he just might be single.

I don't get it. Why is this news? What was he supposed to do?

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