ADVISORY
No 'unpredictable erections' on SA's first legal nude beach
(Thanks to Jon Harris, who saw the Unpredictable Erections open for Sting)
WARNING: Pictures of naked people whom -- as is so often the case with people on nude beaches -- you don't really want to see naked.
"This meeting of the KwaZulu Natal Weight Watchers chapter will please come to order."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 04, 2015 at 10:28 AM
The Planet Obama administration has vowed to bring their unpredictable erections to justice. Stiff sanctions and early releases are expected.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 04, 2015 at 10:44 AM
"...the beach, which falls within the Mpenjati Nature Reserve...."
Wildlife Management 101.
Posted by: Ralph | February 04, 2015 at 10:49 AM
Be prepared.
Posted by: Ralph | February 04, 2015 at 11:14 AM
Surf's up! Couldn't the blond at least be standing? (If it is indeed a female).
Posted by: BAB | February 04, 2015 at 11:55 AM
"So! What do you do for a living?"
"I'm an erection checker how about you?"
I believe I'd rather work at McDonald's but that's just me. And Dave is right. There are definitely some people there that I'd prefer not to see naked.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 04, 2015 at 12:44 PM
I remember seeing a celeb on Johnny Carson's show and was relating his experiences on a nude beach in France: "I've never fully appreciated clothing till looking around the beach."
Posted by: LeDud | February 04, 2015 at 12:48 PM
Without colorful bathing suits, people on a nude beach don't look much different than a bunch of seals lounging on a beach.
Posted by: bgbear | February 04, 2015 at 02:57 PM
Thar she blows.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | February 04, 2015 at 03:00 PM
N'cin' ... din't the Erection Checkers open for Nine Inch Nails?
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 04, 2015 at 03:15 PM
O the U, I believe they did. It was a painful show to watch.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 04, 2015 at 07:27 PM
There's a fix for that.
Posted by: Ralph | February 05, 2015 at 04:25 AM
So... when will they build the ablution blocks?
Posted by: oneblankspace | February 05, 2015 at 11:12 AM