WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?
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January 28, 2015
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This, combined with the fact that arses are growing, could be catastrophic.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | January 28, 2015 at 02:18 PM
Further proof the social class structure of Planet Obama has failed.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 28, 2015 at 02:26 PM
And I thought that the problem is on my end, so to speak!
Posted by: qaz | January 28, 2015 at 02:37 PM
No job is complete until the paperwork is done!
Posted by: Riverview Dude | January 28, 2015 at 03:06 PM
This story made me feel a little flush.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 28, 2015 at 03:43 PM
That is such a relief. I thought I had contracted the dreaded Beyonce Buttoosky.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 28, 2015 at 04:44 PM
I'm a victim of corporate greed-----again.
Posted by: clyde | January 28, 2015 at 04:56 PM
I need to go to the toilet....
Posted by: Ashley Cross | January 28, 2015 at 08:33 PM
Over or under?
Posted by: OldPhil | January 28, 2015 at 09:04 PM
All corn cobs aren't the same size ?
Posted by: Clankie | January 28, 2015 at 09:06 PM
Just think of the "ecological impact" we'd all have if we used--and washed--adult daipers!
Posted by: "Ms, Emma Poole" | January 28, 2015 at 09:26 PM
I can smell the Koch Brothers are behind this! How do you give away 900 million to smelly politicians without shorting you and me our full-sized fluffy sheets????
Posted by: billb | January 28, 2015 at 10:17 PM
Not square inch to spare. Elaine.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 29, 2015 at 09:07 AM
And at a time when there's an increasing supply of flaming gaping (persons in need.)
Posted by: will dooley | January 29, 2015 at 11:43 AM