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He tried stuffing them into a fanny, but the bystander wouldn't hold still.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | January 30, 2015 at 04:41 PM
It could have been worse. They could have been eating hot dogs.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 30, 2015 at 06:00 PM
He was too chicken to eat them all.
Posted by: clyde | January 31, 2015 at 09:45 AM
Competitive eating -- finally, a professional sport where the rules are upheld with integrity.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 31, 2015 at 10:08 AM
Maybe not, wanderer. It sounds like he was trying to remain under inflated.
Posted by: Bob | January 31, 2015 at 05:17 PM