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January 29, 2015

SITTING ON A GOLD MINE

You can earn $13,000 a year selling your poop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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" Your poop just helped this lady who's been sick for nine years go to her daughter's graduation.'"

Well... that brought a tear to my eye.

Are they open at 0430?

"Shipping loads of it"

Would that be shit loads?

$40 a poop?

Holy Crap, Batman, that's a LOT of money!

And here, like a dope, I've been giving it away for years.

A good salesman can earn much more than that

(insert 'career politician' joke here)

Quiet, I'm doing the math on how early I can retire.

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