IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO
Woman didn’t think truck was ‘that stolen’
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Woman didn’t think truck was ‘that stolen’
(Thanks to Ralph)
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As a visitor to your state I've been wondering, Dave: what is it with Florida and pickups, anyway? You even see Q-tip aged seniors driving them down here.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 28, 2015 at 08:46 AM
"Well, not TOtally stolen. Maybe like thirty percent. OK, sixty."
Posted by: padraig | January 28, 2015 at 09:18 AM
That women is only 58 years old? If someone offers to let you borrow a vehicle and mentions it may be a little bit stolen, just say no.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 28, 2015 at 09:54 AM
The true definition of irony: eating stollen* in a truck which "isn't that stolen."
*a yummy German pastry
Posted by: klezmerphan | January 28, 2015 at 10:01 AM
Other good excuses:
"I was drunk, just not THAT drunk."
"It was loaded, just not THAT loaded."
"He's dead, just not THAT dead."
Posted by: OldPhil | January 28, 2015 at 10:05 AM
"And I'm not THAT stupid."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 28, 2015 at 10:12 AM
I wonder if she ever said, "I'm pregnant, just not THAT pregnant"?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 28, 2015 at 10:57 AM
"He didn't know (he didn't know) the gun was loaded."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 28, 2015 at 11:05 AM
Jeff,
Seniors have lots of spare time and lots of toys to haul around,thus they need a pickup to do the job.See,some of them just aren't that senior.
Posted by: clyde | January 28, 2015 at 11:18 AM
A lesser included defense.
Posted by: Bob | January 28, 2015 at 02:23 PM
Just a little stolen, I think, maybe.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 28, 2015 at 05:02 PM