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January 29, 2015


Gwyneth Paltrow scorned for suggesting women steam-clean their vaginas

(Thanks to many people)


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I'd take a peek at the cleanliness of her Oreck if a pic becomes available.

What a great idea! You go first Gwyneth, you crazy little nutcase you.

Mugwort V-Steam did a cover version of the Captain and Tenille's big hit Muskrat Love.

The end is nigh...

Whatcha hiding there Gweneth,a choo choo train?

She should get a self cleaning uterus like the rest of us.

How did she get it on the ironing board?

Steam-cleaned Vagina opened for Butthole Surfers. Obviously.

Key phrase: "You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al."

Did she actually refer to "infrared steam"?

I think I'm going to stay upwind from Ms. Paltrow!

There is a Stanley Steemer joke in here somewhere, but I am too skeeved out to proceed.

"infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al."

How does al feel about bein' steamed? Is he hot about it?

I do this all the time.

I wouldn;'t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, or for suggesting that women steam-clean their vaginas

“as far as bold claims that doing this will change hormonal balance or cleanse the uterus, it’s probably bogus”


(my eyes just rolled so hard i sprained 'em.)

I remember The Engineer's Song about steam and vaginas from my college days, but not the same I think.

Warning, very bad words.

look at all those comments from 1 days ago. jwocbf from their paper.

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