DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL ACTRESS
Gwyneth Paltrow scorned for suggesting women steam-clean their vaginas
(Thanks to many people)
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January 29, 2015
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I'd take a peek at the cleanliness of her Oreck if a pic becomes available.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 29, 2015 at 06:12 PM
What a
greatidea! You go first Gwyneth, you crazy little nutcase you.Posted by: nursecindy | January 29, 2015 at 06:14 PM
Mugwort V-Steam did a cover version of the Captain and Tenille's big hit Muskrat Love.
Posted by: OldPhil | January 29, 2015 at 06:40 PM
The end is nigh...
Posted by: Sam | January 29, 2015 at 07:17 PM
Whatcha hiding there Gweneth,a choo choo train?
Posted by: clyde | January 29, 2015 at 07:24 PM
She should get a self cleaning uterus like the rest of us.
Posted by: sarah j | January 29, 2015 at 08:20 PM
How did she get it on the ironing board?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 29, 2015 at 08:39 PM
Steam-cleaned Vagina opened for Butthole Surfers. Obviously.
Posted by: Ralph | January 29, 2015 at 08:44 PM
Key phrase: "You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al."
Did she actually refer to "infrared steam"?
I think I'm going to stay upwind from Ms. Paltrow!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 29, 2015 at 09:29 PM
There is a Stanley Steemer joke in here somewhere, but I am too skeeved out to proceed.
Posted by: K | January 29, 2015 at 11:28 PM
"infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al."
How does al feel about bein' steamed? Is he hot about it?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 29, 2015 at 11:31 PM
I do this all the time.
Posted by: Tom.Cruise | January 30, 2015 at 06:18 AM
I wouldn;'t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, or for suggesting that women steam-clean their vaginas
Posted by: @ozziedollar | January 30, 2015 at 08:10 AM
“as far as bold claims that doing this will change hormonal balance or cleanse the uterus, it’s probably bogus”
probably?
(my eyes just rolled so hard i sprained 'em.)
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | January 30, 2015 at 08:34 AM
I remember The Engineer's Song about steam and vaginas from my college days, but not the same I think.
Posted by: WVPlantman | January 30, 2015 at 11:34 AM
Warning, very bad words.
Posted by: WVPlantman | January 30, 2015 at 11:35 AM
look at all those comments from 1 days ago. jwocbf from their paper.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 31, 2015 at 01:45 PM