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January 28, 2015

CSI: BEAVER COUNTY

Woman Arrested For DUI While Not Wearing Pants, Sitting On Bottle

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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"She was taken to the Heritage Valley Beaver Hospital...."

Did she injure her... tail?

This woman was in my office yesterday afternoon. With the bottle. I swear it.

Gladly not in Florida!

She was trying to hatch a new bottle?

Don't laugh at the poor woman! The bottle was her date.

It would have to be in Beaver County, wouldn't it?

Was the bottle a longneck?

A bottle in her beaver, in Beaver?

The cops probably told her to put a cork in it or they'd throw her in the can.

Snork @ Mike Smith!

Cue the music....

"let's talk about hecks, baby, and
all the good things and the bad things that could be..."

I think I saw this on the Real Housewifes of New Jersey....

When neighbors say "She's back on the bottle..." it means something a bit different.

Another naked beaver problem.

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