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December 29, 2014

YIKES

We had no idea.

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

UPDATE: The link no longer works (yes, judi will be fired). It originally went to this:

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Kind of like Home Depot realizing duct tape doesn't work as well as anticipated as their server firewall.

Error 403

I don

My client does not have permission to get URL /4wmDjDk8L3PHOHPfXNXhGrKSbe_oAV3wPC41EPWeG9jXU6N4sRJ5CAtKJQrUa2VAd8sxfKxjJFJ_3XLZCtrBHUybkWYkxacSsqzSazWJajanbG0bNLIrJoY7xKwJjEKsRVUOehhd4dWVg2gysnSqYogSmnCx77cBT3lE7SjpS2kj3APrC1VAW1g_zUlYAPBC8VYFrlQaBtLhQY6qoXczx5uHKmawVamlUyL87j0RJhnPAAtMJLcnI80pwgPY_03gNZsIt3qmneiZcHxuk05ax8diGTXIJeNvcdk-XM_Y65mNdNDiOCXXWh6O-HA3vPXkUJL2azfBzmtWexzUH6V2VCQO2NF3OukwOGnyd7YBGhcA15VEF1l517steE3zMkEWxFn6LKD6rXQbBfYfgKM-Q2LDCoX9rmTqehujD0vHRb7nc48zjFhIVpf34cNa4HN-xFcwtbhNxD4_GyXKqzCUILxHTJmzedaSMqS_IgfFVogW-6Aw8UW_Qkvjycg6KmRLPhI1U1o01Sw3mndpxDJq5-wJOPE__MMZTHW6Xc-kHVKxasoqS2SkjqlyrOUN3ZiMDm8kF2UGNhvR-WwI7e9hnAOAJR_PWhSbPnanvu8kc8bXz1k=w940-h1562-l75-ft from this server.

That was supposed to say

I don't know about you, but

My client does not have permission to get URL /4wmDjDk8L3PHOHPfXNXhGrKSbe_oAV3wPC41EPWeG9jXU6N4sRJ5CAtKJQrUa2VAd8sxfKxjJFJ_3XLZCtrBHUybkWYkxacSsqzSazWJajanbG0bNLIrJoY7xKwJjEKsRVUOehhd4dWVg2gysnSqYogSmnCx77cBT3lE7SjpS2kj3APrC1VAW1g_zUlYAPBC8VYFrlQaBtLhQY6qoXczx5uHKmawVamlUyL87j0RJhnPAAtMJLcnI80pwgPY_03gNZsIt3qmneiZcHxuk05ax8diGTXIJeNvcdk-XM_Y65mNdNDiOCXXWh6O-HA3vPXkUJL2azfBzmtWexzUH6V2VCQO2NF3OukwOGnyd7YBGhcA15VEF1l517steE3zMkEWxFn6LKD6rXQbBfYfgKM-Q2LDCoX9rmTqehujD0vHRb7nc48zjFhIVpf34cNa4HN-xFcwtbhNxD4_GyXKqzCUILxHTJmzedaSMqS_IgfFVogW-6Aw8UW_Qkvjycg6KmRLPhI1U1o01Sw3mndpxDJq5-wJOPE__MMZTHW6Xc-kHVKxasoqS2SkjqlyrOUN3ZiMDm8kF2UGNhvR-WwI7e9hnAOAJR_PWhSbPnanvu8kc8bXz1k=w940-h1562-l75-ft from this server.

!@#$%^&*???!

So we still have no idea.

Attention, Mr. Language Person

Don't even go there.

He looks so peaceful though.

Mmm, mm, mmm.
Don't he look natural

♫ What's the use of having muscles
When your life hangs by a thread
If you ain't got no red corpuscles
Jack, you're dead!♫

I was just confused before. And I knew what I was confused about.Now I'm not sure if I'm confused or not.Or if it's dementia.Please don't try to clarify this further.

Ten bucks says that there will be people that still say they read his new column every week.

I didn't even know he was sick!
:(

Ah, we hardly knew ye...

Dave, were you drinking another beverage out a toilet-shaped foam container? I recall that last time you did that, you said you wished you were dead. Or words to that effect.

poker, I might also humbly add
♫ What's the use of gettin' sober
When you're gonna get drunk again ♫

I remember the couple of seconds I spent freaking the hell out when I first glanced at this obituary in the paper.

And Dave, if judi will be fired again just for the link no longer working, can you promise us that whoever posted that offsite item in the first place will be promptly chipped in gravy and eaten on a biscuit? Thanks.

I wonder if Dave got to use the ol Mark Twain's classic: "Reports of my death have been highly exagerated".

Oh, and please be careful over the next two days...there's no need to tempt the Universe.

That's a lookalike, not Dave.

The Blog wouldn't be caught dead in a brown shirt instead of a blue one.

Uh oh... The squirrels got computers.

You don't want to die yet Dave. Heaven isn't ready for your humor yet. Besides I would miss you and expect more books out by you and how about one on Dave Barry at 80 the nursing home experience. (ha)

judi isn't available to be fired right now, she's being questioned as a Research Department of Interest.

Did this happen after Lucy visited the truck in the driveway?

They said the same thing about Mark Twain. Oh, wait. He is dead. Dave? Dave?

Maybe Dave should have had his glands expressed sooner.

Wow! He looks almost alive!

More trouble from NorthKorea trying to ruin the American Way. Sure they can push around Sony but do not mess with Dave. He is a media heavy weight, and he is in a band I hear. He parties with Bono and Gaga.

Snopes says nothing on the subject.

We'll miss you Dave

Sounds like a good subject for a new book - Life after you're dead!

no, it's "dave barry turns dead"

I hear he's still driving. Another famous Norwegian Blue, still sitting on the perch.

Hoping this is greatly exaggerated . . .

When a person has a lifetime contract, sometimes they make an offer than can't be refused.

On a positive note, the witness protection program has lots of slots open in North Dakota.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Oh, it's an error?

Never mind.

Wishing you the best in life and thereafter.

On the other hand, it can be any worse than daytime TV.

It looks like the Miami Herald has found a new way to downsize.

On a positive note they called Dave a "notable".

There is nothing wrong with your colleagues planning ahead so that when the time comes they can bolt to happy hour and spend the rest of the day high-fiving each other. In a respectful manner, of course.

To those of you who insist his Bloggedness only wears a blue shirt, may I direct your attention to the extreme upper left-hand corner of this page, where someone who looks more like Dave than judi is wearing a red shirt ?

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