YIKES
(Thanks to Brian Duval)
UPDATE: The link no longer works (yes, judi will be fired). It originally went to this:
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December 29, 2014
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Kind of like Home Depot realizing duct tape doesn't work as well as anticipated as their server firewall.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 29, 2014 at 01:31 PM
Error 403
Posted by: Ernie G | December 29, 2014 at 01:33 PM
I don
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Posted by: oneblankspace | December 29, 2014 at 01:37 PM
That was supposed to say
I don't know about you, but
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Posted by: oneblankspace | December 29, 2014 at 01:38 PM
!@#$%^&*???!
Posted by: Ralph | December 29, 2014 at 02:02 PM
So we still have no idea.
Posted by: Ernie G | December 29, 2014 at 02:13 PM
Attention, Mr. Language Person
Posted by: poker | December 29, 2014 at 02:19 PM
Don't even go there.
Posted by: clyde | December 29, 2014 at 02:20 PM
He looks so peaceful though.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | December 29, 2014 at 02:42 PM
Mmm, mm, mmm.
Don't he look natural
Posted by: poker | December 29, 2014 at 02:46 PM
♫ What's the use of having muscles
When your life hangs by a thread
If you ain't got no red corpuscles
Jack, you're dead!♫
Posted by: poker | December 29, 2014 at 02:50 PM
I was just confused before. And I knew what I was confused about.Now I'm not sure if I'm confused or not.Or if it's dementia.Please don't try to clarify this further.
Posted by: clyde | December 29, 2014 at 02:52 PM
Ten bucks says that there will be people that still say they read his new column every week.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | December 29, 2014 at 02:56 PM
I didn't even know he was sick!
:(
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | December 29, 2014 at 03:04 PM
Ah, we hardly knew ye...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 29, 2014 at 03:09 PM
Dave, were you drinking another beverage out a toilet-shaped foam container? I recall that last time you did that, you said you wished you were dead. Or words to that effect.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 29, 2014 at 03:18 PM
poker, I might also humbly add
♫ What's the use of gettin' sober
When you're gonna get drunk again ♫
I remember the couple of seconds I spent freaking the hell out when I first glanced at this obituary in the paper.
And Dave, if judi will be fired again just for the link no longer working, can you promise us that whoever posted that offsite item in the first place will be promptly chipped in gravy and eaten on a biscuit? Thanks.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 29, 2014 at 03:18 PM
I wonder if Dave got to use the ol Mark Twain's classic: "Reports of my death have been highly exagerated".
Posted by: LeDud | December 29, 2014 at 03:38 PM
Oh, and please be careful over the next two days...there's no need to tempt the Universe.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 29, 2014 at 04:30 PM
That's a lookalike, not Dave.
The Blog wouldn't be caught dead in a brown shirt instead of a blue one.
Posted by: Ralph | December 29, 2014 at 04:46 PM
Uh oh... The squirrels got computers.
Posted by: Clankie | December 29, 2014 at 05:10 PM
You don't want to die yet Dave. Heaven isn't ready for your humor yet. Besides I would miss you and expect more books out by you and how about one on Dave Barry at 80 the nursing home experience. (ha)
Posted by: Theresa | December 29, 2014 at 05:13 PM
judi isn't available to be fired right now, she's being questioned as a Research Department of Interest.
Posted by: padraig | December 29, 2014 at 05:33 PM
Did this happen after Lucy visited the truck in the driveway?
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2014 at 05:37 PM
They said the same thing about Mark Twain. Oh, wait. He is dead. Dave? Dave?
Posted by: Ken Eisenhardt | December 29, 2014 at 06:15 PM
Maybe Dave should have had his glands expressed sooner.
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | December 29, 2014 at 06:16 PM
Wow! He looks almost alive!
Posted by: NoName | December 29, 2014 at 06:56 PM
More trouble from NorthKorea trying to ruin the American Way. Sure they can push around Sony but do not mess with Dave. He is a media heavy weight, and he is in a band I hear. He parties with Bono and Gaga.
Posted by: billb | December 29, 2014 at 09:22 PM
Snopes says nothing on the subject.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 29, 2014 at 10:20 PM
We'll miss you Dave
Posted by: Michael | December 30, 2014 at 08:32 AM
Sounds like a good subject for a new book - Life after you're dead!
Posted by: Arctic Al | December 30, 2014 at 08:39 AM
no, it's "dave barry turns dead"
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | December 30, 2014 at 08:52 AM
I hear he's still driving. Another famous Norwegian Blue, still sitting on the perch.
Posted by: dwil | December 30, 2014 at 09:02 AM
Hoping this is greatly exaggerated . . .
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | December 30, 2014 at 09:07 AM
When a person has a lifetime contract, sometimes they make an offer than can't be refused.
On a positive note, the witness protection program has lots of slots open in North Dakota.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 30, 2014 at 09:59 AM
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Oh, it's an error?
Never mind.
Wishing you the best in life and thereafter.
Posted by: funny man | December 30, 2014 at 11:42 AM
On the other hand, it can be any worse than daytime TV.
Posted by: Matt Robare | December 30, 2014 at 05:46 PM
It looks like the Miami Herald has found a new way to downsize.
Posted by: mesmo | December 30, 2014 at 05:47 PM
On a positive note they called Dave a "notable".
Posted by: NoName | December 30, 2014 at 08:53 PM
There is nothing wrong with your colleagues planning ahead so that when the time comes they can bolt to happy hour and spend the rest of the day high-fiving each other. In a respectful manner, of course.
Posted by: Heywood | December 30, 2014 at 11:55 PM
To those of you who insist his Bloggedness only wears a blue shirt, may I direct your attention to the extreme upper left-hand corner of this page, where someone who looks more like Dave than judi is wearing a red shirt ?
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 31, 2014 at 10:07 PM