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Wow, Colorado looks almost as warm as Miami.
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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2014 at 11:20 AM
Poor Lucy doesn't know what she's in for, does she?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2014 at 11:23 AM
I am confused. This is for dogs, right??
Posted by: Elmo | December 29, 2014 at 11:30 AM
The flea dip sounds good for nachos, but how many flavors do the anal glands come in?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 29, 2014 at 11:35 AM
I hope they don't express the anal glands in your house. Or do they borrow a shower curtain?
Posted by: Charles Cates | December 29, 2014 at 11:38 AM
Elmo I was a little confused by that too. My Lab would never stand for this. In fact she turns into a pathetic mess whenever we go to the vet. If a truck like this came to the house she'd never forgive me.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2014 at 11:40 AM
When a dog has her anal glands cleaned does the next dog that sniffs her behind say "Ohh, you smell so fresh and clean!" or "How bland, you need to find a dead possum to roll around on"?
Posted by: Charles Cates | December 29, 2014 at 12:22 PM
I suppose this is more profitable than selling ice cream and sharpening knives.
Posted by: Clankie | December 29, 2014 at 12:33 PM
Our cat informed me she thinks she can take Lucy.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 29, 2014 at 01:08 PM
My Indian school-mate was named Anal Gland.
Posted by: NoName | December 29, 2014 at 01:29 PM
Nice looking dog.What breed is the other mutt?
Posted by: clyde | December 29, 2014 at 02:03 PM
Are you wearing dark socks?
Posted by: derail | December 29, 2014 at 03:24 PM
If you can't wait, do it yourself.
Posted by: ed in texas | December 29, 2014 at 03:52 PM
What dog? On my screen it looks like you have a pink tongue and a pink collar on a leash.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 29, 2014 at 07:30 PM
Ed, you broke the blog
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 29, 2014 at 07:31 PM