WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS. *SCIENCE* IS SAYING THIS.

A New Study Suggests That People Who Don't Drink Alcohol Are More Likely To Die Young

(Thanks to John Gregg, who says "I'm safe.")

Comments

[manual tomato]

For reformed non-drinkers the 13th and final step to recovery is to make an inventory of your empty shot glasses before you go out with a whimper by dying a quick needless, prematurely death.

[DesertAl]

That means I'll live forever. I'm not sure that's good news.

[gigi wolf]

Not drinking does make life feel like an eternity, but those who fall off their bar stools and receive a fatal whack on the head, get the last laugh.

[coscolo]

Best news all year was confirmation that red wine and dark chocolate are good for you. The trick is not to overdo with either. Cheers!

[PirateBoy]

50 Ways to Leave your Liver.

[billb]

the trick is to find balance, for each of us that is different, eh?

[clyde]

I used to know someone who didn't drink.

[Alkali Bill]

Yep, clean bill of health over here.

[Clankie]

Alcoholics are killing them.

[Not My Usual Alias]

I think I'm up to 36 Steps now.

My instructions to my son include getting three bids for my cremation. I don't want to get burned paying retail.

[max]

Science could be wrong about this, but I'm not going to risk it.

[wanderer2575]

Of course, some people who've drank alcohol have wished they would die right then. Or so I've heard.

[Imnotdave]

Man asks his doctor "If give up wine,women and song will I live longer?"
The doctor answers "No, but it will sure seem longer!"

(Oldie but goodie)