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December 22, 2014

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

A woman was putting her bins out at Brookleigh, around 8.30pm, when she was allegedly approached by a man waving what appeared to be ‘a long-barrelled weapon’ and a ‘fake chicken’.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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When fake chickens are outlawed...

The long barreled weapon I understand. But was it cocked?

Didn't Fake Chicken open for McNuggets?

Svengoolie?

You have have my fake chicken when you pry it from my ...uh, never mind. Take it.

It's not what's eating you, it's who you're eating... f

Never eat people with your fingers. Fingers should be
eaten later.

"Putting Out Bins" used to be my favorite Bowie Video.

I disremember how you can hurt someone with a fake chicken.

Morpheus: "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the rifle - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the fake chicken—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."

Wave the fake chicken
Pull the trigger - click! - and
Everything will be okay
Hoorah! Hooroo! Hooray!

This is exactly why women always tell their husbands to take out the trash.

"putting her bins out" got me excited for a minute there.

"The man, who was believed to be intoxicated..."

Imagine that.

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