THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

A woman was putting her bins out at Brookleigh, around 8.30pm, when she was allegedly approached by a man waving what appeared to be ‘a long-barrelled weapon’ and a ‘fake chicken’.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Clankie]

When fake chickens are outlawed...

[JG]

The long barreled weapon I understand. But was it cocked?

[PirateBoy]

Didn't Fake Chicken open for McNuggets?

[Not My Usual Alias]

Svengoolie?

[Jeff Meyerson]

You have have my fake chicken when you pry it from my ...uh, never mind. Take it.

[funny man]

It's not what's eating you, it's who you're eating... f

Never eat people with your fingers. Fingers should be
eaten later.

"Putting Out Bins" used to be my favorite Bowie Video.

[clyde]

I disremember how you can hurt someone with a fake chicken.

[Hammond Rye]

Morpheus: "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the rifle - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the fake chicken—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."

[FredKey]

Wave the fake chicken
Pull the trigger - click! - and
Everything will be okay
Hoorah! Hooroo! Hooray!

[nursecindy]

This is exactly why women always tell their husbands to take out the trash.

[OldPhil]

"putting her bins out" got me excited for a minute there.

[Emmett Flatus]

"The man, who was believed to be intoxicated..."

Imagine that.