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When fake chickens are outlawed...
Posted by: Clankie | December 22, 2014 at 07:55 PM
The long barreled weapon I understand. But was it cocked?
Posted by: JG | December 22, 2014 at 08:19 PM
Didn't Fake Chicken open for McNuggets?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 22, 2014 at 08:53 PM
Svengoolie?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 22, 2014 at 09:26 PM
You have have my fake chicken when you pry it from my ...uh, never mind. Take it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2014 at 10:23 PM
It's not what's eating you, it's who you're eating... f
Never eat people with your fingers. Fingers should be
eaten later.
"Putting Out Bins" used to be my favorite Bowie Video.
Posted by: funny man | December 22, 2014 at 10:53 PM
I disremember how you can hurt someone with a fake chicken.
Posted by: clyde | December 23, 2014 at 10:55 AM
Morpheus: "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the rifle - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the fake chicken—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 23, 2014 at 11:19 AM
Wave the fake chicken
Pull the trigger - click! - and
Everything will be okay
Hoorah! Hooroo! Hooray!
Posted by: FredKey | December 23, 2014 at 12:28 PM
This is exactly why women always tell their husbands to take out the trash.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2014 at 12:36 PM
"putting her bins out" got me excited for a minute there.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 23, 2014 at 03:00 PM
"The man, who was believed to be intoxicated..."
Imagine that.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | December 26, 2014 at 03:01 PM