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December 26, 2014


Man Calls 911 When "Babbling" Wife Keeps Him Awake

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Jeff Meyerson)


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He's going to be sleeping on the sofa in the driveway.

I hope he gets a chatty roommate in jail.

"Yeah, it's about my wife Brooke..."

*Rimshot* to AmoebaStampede.

Before getting her CPAP machine, my wife snored like a drunken sailor. Moving to the sofa was sometimes the only way I could get any sleep.

Let's see: He was gone for ten days, came home finally, and claimed his wife was 'babbling'. This was probably his interpretation of her saying 'Hello. By the way, the roof fell in while you were gone, and your son's in jail.' All wives need that medication.

Only brooks should babble.

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