SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE SLEEPING ON THE SOFA
Man Calls 911 When "Babbling" Wife Keeps Him Awake
(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Jeff Meyerson)
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December 26, 2014
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He's going to be sleeping on the sofa in the driveway.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2014 at 11:25 AM
I hope he gets a chatty roommate in jail.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 26, 2014 at 11:31 AM
"Yeah, it's about my wife Brooke..."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 26, 2014 at 11:40 AM
*Rimshot* to AmoebaStampede.
Before getting her CPAP machine, my wife snored like a drunken sailor. Moving to the sofa was sometimes the only way I could get any sleep.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 26, 2014 at 01:34 PM
Let's see: He was gone for ten days, came home finally, and claimed his wife was 'babbling'. This was probably his interpretation of her saying 'Hello. By the way, the roof fell in while you were gone, and your son's in jail.' All wives need that medication.
Posted by: gigi wolf | December 26, 2014 at 07:48 PM
Only brooks should babble.
Posted by: clyde | December 27, 2014 at 12:36 AM