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If Jack Daniels and his wife had a child, what would they name it?
(Thanks to J.R. Absher)
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December 26, 2014
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I would have chosen Wild Turkey myself. Lot cheaper.
Posted by: LeDud | December 26, 2014 at 11:20 AM
Next child: Johnny Walker, to be followed by Night Train, Thunderbird and Mad Dog 20/20.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Presumably they have opted for bottle-feeding.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 26, 2014 at 11:32 AM
No (Two Buck) Chuck?
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 26, 2014 at 12:04 PM
I suspect their marriage will soon be on the rocks...
Posted by: J.R. | December 26, 2014 at 12:17 PM
I think Remy Martin Leathers has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | December 26, 2014 at 12:35 PM
Smoky Oak Barrel. Perfect. Now I have to think up a boy name.
Posted by: padraig | December 26, 2014 at 12:38 PM
When they got married, Judge Johnny Walker of Houma officiated the ceremony.
Posted by: Wiredog | December 26, 2014 at 12:45 PM
Jack Daniels no doubt considers his son's name to be a sort of Maker's Mark. I wonder if Jim Beam's Old Grand-Dad is proud of his name?
Posted by: max | December 26, 2014 at 02:19 PM
Must be a sloe news day. Maybe they can gin up some new names.
Posted by: JG | December 26, 2014 at 02:39 PM
If it was a girl they would have named her Ripple.
Posted by: Imnotdave | December 26, 2014 at 02:50 PM
I look forward to the day when The Macallan turns 18.
*sheds a tear•
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 26, 2014 at 04:15 PM
Twin boys would have been Glen Livet & Glen Fiddich
Posted by: J.R. | December 26, 2014 at 04:26 PM
Some day he'll come home from college and announce dramatically, "I want you to all know me by my true name -- Veuve Cliquot."
Posted by: padraig | December 26, 2014 at 06:24 PM
Aren't Jack Daniels and Jim Beam listed as co-respondents in a lot of divorces?
Posted by: DaveM | December 26, 2014 at 10:26 PM
They should polish his bottom so they can give him the nickname "moon-shine".
Posted by: Heywood | December 27, 2014 at 12:11 AM
Islay Laphroaig Leathers
Posted by: clyde | December 27, 2014 at 01:20 AM
The puns just write themselves, don't they?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | December 27, 2014 at 05:36 PM