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Stick to chugging beer. Its safer.
Posted by: LeDud | December 24, 2014 at 11:48 AM
We may have to reconsider our claim to being the planet's most intelligent species.
Posted by: Clankie | December 24, 2014 at 12:04 PM
A feat to aspire to.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 24, 2014 at 02:04 PM
I bet I can make eggnog come out of your nose
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 24, 2014 at 02:08 PM
Since even the idea of eggnog makes me barf, he gets no sympathy from this quarter.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2014 at 07:26 PM
How about an eggnog and Nathan's Hot Dogs-eating contest? Calls to mind that "Technicolor Yawn" euphemism...
Posted by: K | December 24, 2014 at 07:35 PM
With enough alcohol added in, even eggnog can be made to taste good!
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 24, 2014 at 11:05 PM