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December 22, 2014

IT WILL ALSO RECEIVE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

An orangutan held in an Argentine zoo can be freed and transferred to a sanctuary after a court recognized the ape as a "non-human person" unlawfully deprived of its freedom, local media reported on Sunday.

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by on December 22, 2014 at 07:04 PM |

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What next... phones and drivers licenses...?

Posted by: Clankie | December 22, 2014 at 07:56 PM

Send it to Congress

Posted by: David Emery | December 22, 2014 at 09:43 PM

OMG there is hope for all of us in this Comment Section, someday we too will be considered a form of sentient life.

Posted by: billb | December 22, 2014 at 10:03 PM

Trevor?

[/suckup mode]

Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 22, 2014 at 10:06 PM

Clyde?

Posted by: Ralph | December 22, 2014 at 10:25 PM

Edgar ?

Posted by: LeDud | December 23, 2014 at 10:37 AM

What the hell is a nonhuman person? I'll tell you -- it's an animal. If it doesn't make something useful or look cute, eat it.

Posted by: FredKey | December 23, 2014 at 02:38 PM

Does this mean we have to call ourselves "The United Sanctuary of America"?

Posted by: Imnotdave | December 23, 2014 at 03:45 PM

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