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December 11, 2014

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man charged with 10th OWI; tells officer he'd eaten beer battered fish

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

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Sounds more like it was fish battered beer.

"And what did you drink with the fish, sir?"

"(mumbles) A six pack."

Tell him to cook it next time. Although if he rolled it up in Rice Krispies inside a leaf of chewing tobacco, we could sell it as Redneck Tempura Sushi.

Beer-battered fish...and a poppy-seed bagel. Nice try.

I bet he only ate two of them too.

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