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December 24, 2014

DEPARTMENT OF EMAIL PITCHES WE DELETED AFTER READING THE SUBJECT

Introducing LOVE TV + Santa Claus meets 50 Shades of Grey

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"Have you been naughty or nice?"

"Naughty! Oh very, very naughty!"

It's 'Ho, ho, ho', right?

Jingle All The Way for Santa

Here comes Santy Claus,
Here comes Santy Claus...

I hope it includes plenty of BlitzenDonderSM.

Elf on the MILF.

Yeah, yeah. You said it was 'toys' in that big bag you take out on the road same night every year. Are you meeting Ellen Burstyn for a night of 'cookies and milk?'

This brings a new meaning to the term "holiday buzz"


"Ho, ho, the mistletoe...hung where you can see..."

Be careful who you call a ho. Or when. Just sayin'....

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