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"Six hits of crack, five drags of oxygen...four hours passed out..." It's a little-known verse of the Twelve Days.
Posted by: Duncan Idaho | December 27, 2014 at 12:54 PM
The DA is checking on the validity of a felony stupidity charge.
Posted by: clyde | December 27, 2014 at 01:50 PM
Gary Busey, calling Gary Busey.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 27, 2014 at 04:23 PM
It was close, but he wins
Stupidest Man of the Year.
Posted by: billb | December 27, 2014 at 09:48 PM
Not sure what could go wrong with fire mixing with oxygen.... Again.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 28, 2014 at 11:06 AM