APPROACH WITH CAUTION
New Jersey Cops On The Hunt For Notorious Garden State Breast Pump Thief
(Thanks to Allen at Division and Bill Hudgins, who says "There is nothing lower.")
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December 11, 2014
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The comments there are quite funny. We could do better.
Posted by: Kolo | December 11, 2014 at 09:14 AM
He'd better hope store security doesn't have a zero-lactose-tolerance policy.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 11, 2014 at 09:58 AM
Burlington Coat Factory sells breast pumps? Who knew?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 11, 2014 at 10:39 AM
Man, that sucks.
Posted by: Clankie | December 11, 2014 at 11:35 AM
Wish I'd a $ for every hour I spent on the booby end of a breast pump when 'wee William' (who's now a 6'4" music/psych. grad) was a scrappy preemie fighting for every breath in the NICU.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | December 11, 2014 at 02:37 PM
Wait. The Garden State is notorious?
Posted by: tash | December 11, 2014 at 10:47 PM
Coincidentally, my rap name is Notorious BPT.
Posted by: FredKey | December 12, 2014 at 08:31 AM