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December 11, 2014

APPROACH WITH CAUTION

New Jersey Cops On The Hunt For Notorious Garden State Breast Pump Thief

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Bill Hudgins, who says "There is nothing lower.")

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The comments there are quite funny. We could do better.

He'd better hope store security doesn't have a zero-lactose-tolerance policy.

Burlington Coat Factory sells breast pumps? Who knew?

Man, that sucks.

Wish I'd a $ for every hour I spent on the booby end of a breast pump when 'wee William' (who's now a 6'4" music/psych. grad) was a scrappy preemie fighting for every breath in the NICU.

Wait. The Garden State is notorious?

Coincidentally, my rap name is Notorious BPT.

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