THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN
Woman faces assault charge after Monopoly game gets out of hand
(Thanks to Poker and Samuel Sprague, who says "She didn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card.")
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But did she collect $200? Probably not....
Posted by: funny man | November 25, 2014 at 09:50 AM
When my oldest son was visiting his girlfriend's family for the first time, I posted a response one of his FB messages "For the love of all that is holy, don't play him at Monopoly."
In our family, Monopoly is a contact sport.
Scrabble requires a trip through a metal detector.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 25, 2014 at 10:05 AM
Arrested at the corner of Baltic and Mediterranean.
Posted by: FredKey | November 25, 2014 at 10:52 AM
In deed, in deed.
Posted by: JG | November 25, 2014 at 10:58 AM
He did the right thing, calling in the army. If he had resorted to answering in kind, it would be on video and he'd be under the jail without bond.
Posted by: Craig T Nettles | November 25, 2014 at 11:42 AM
I bet he's one of those smart@sses that dances around when you land on one of his properties. They're especially annoying if you land on Boardwalk, where of course they've put a hotel, and they keep saying "you owe me $2000" even though they know you only have $15.00 and the deed to Mediterranean Avenue because you've sold all your railroads. I don't know him and I want to *SMACK* him.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 25, 2014 at 11:51 AM
Just burn down the liquor store, steal all the booze and the hell with it.
Posted by: Clankie | November 25, 2014 at 11:52 AM
Well, that's how the Game of Life is played.
Posted by: Uncle Moneybags | November 25, 2014 at 12:31 PM
Ferraro-- sure glad we didn't elect her mom president or whatever.
Posted by: MazarLarry | November 25, 2014 at 01:18 PM
The poor girl just took a chance.
Posted by: clyde | November 25, 2014 at 01:45 PM
I have friends who call this foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | November 25, 2014 at 02:08 PM
This story is rife with thimbleism.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 25, 2014 at 04:44 PM
New Hampshire doesn't have a monopoly on this kind of story.
Posted by: Uncle Moneybags | November 25, 2014 at 04:53 PM
NC, he called the police after a girl slapped him. Hard to believe. I am sure police have better things to do, but then again it might have left a mark. He'll need 911 on auto dial if he ever gets married. I don't know him and I want to *SMACK* him, too.
Posted by: WVPlantman | November 25, 2014 at 05:04 PM
"You won the beauty contes? I'M THE ONE WHO WINS THE BEAUTY CONTEST!"
Posted by: Bob | November 25, 2014 at 05:53 PM
cindy, I'm picturing that scene in AIRPLANE where all the passengers are lined up to slap him.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 25, 2014 at 06:10 PM
Ha ha. Domestic violence.
A real laff riot.
Posted by: Steve | November 25, 2014 at 08:43 PM