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November 30, 2014

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Police in New Jersey say a man told officers he fled the scene of an auto accident because he "didn't want to deal with his girlfriend yelling at him."

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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Totally, totally justified.

"I didn't leave the scene of an accident, I left to avoid being at the scene of a homicide."

Well maybe if he had listened to her he wouldn't have hit a pole. But did he listen? No. He never listens.
I can't imagine why he would want to get away from that.

Are we sure this isn't the same guy who claimed his dog made him speed?

Jeff, if you know a dog that can make speed, can I offer you a reality TV show contract? We can make millions!

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