GERMANY ON HIGH ALERT
Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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November 25, 2014
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I'd just be happy if they used deodorant. I know it sounds like a cliche but I have actual experience with this from a very looong flight with actual french men sitting behind me.
Posted by: Dave M | November 25, 2014 at 01:45 PM
Nobel Committee, are you listening?
Posted by: FredKey | November 25, 2014 at 01:49 PM
Is that colon or after-shave?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | November 25, 2014 at 01:50 PM
What,no strawberry fields?
Posted by: clyde | November 25, 2014 at 01:57 PM
I beg your pardon; I never promised you a rose garden.
Posted by: Lynn Anderson | November 25, 2014 at 02:04 PM
That's going to decimate the floral industry... or at least Valentines Day... or maybe not...
Posted by: Clankie | November 25, 2014 at 02:43 PM
I'll take forty bottles.
Posted by: Rob Ford | November 25, 2014 at 02:43 PM
Me too. Forty bottles for me, please.
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh | November 25, 2014 at 02:43 PM
Eighty bottles of pills, please.
Posted by: Chris Christie | November 25, 2014 at 02:44 PM
The problem is that I also now have a bunch of roses that smell like flatulence. Don't ask about the chocolate because I flushed it.
Posted by: Christian Poincheval | November 25, 2014 at 02:50 PM
Give my metformin-assisted gas any day.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 25, 2014 at 02:53 PM
I don't have to worry - because of a quirk in genetics all of the males in our family tree emit silent and completely odorless farts!
Now if I could just convince my wife of that....
Posted by: Elmo | November 25, 2014 at 03:02 PM
Reminds me of the old lady who complained to the doctor that she was plagued with gas, which was luckily quiet and odorless. "We'll work on the gas but we've got to do something about your hearing and your sense of smell," said the doctor.
Posted by: Raoul Duke, Doctor of Journalism | November 25, 2014 at 03:45 PM
I don't need them.
Posted by: Gov. William J. LePetomane | November 25, 2014 at 04:52 PM
Big deal. I've smelled Rose's and they're no better than anyone else's.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | November 25, 2014 at 05:29 PM
Several years back the French police arrested at man arriving at the airport when they found 100 bars of soap in his luggage. He was charged as a terrorist.
Posted by: Imnotdave | November 25, 2014 at 05:48 PM
"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." (really old geezer alert)
Posted by: will dooley | November 25, 2014 at 06:42 PM
Let's see, how many variations on "Mine already smell pretty good?" can we generate...?
Posted by: padraig | November 25, 2014 at 06:49 PM
Stocking stuffers!
Posted by: nursecindy | November 25, 2014 at 06:55 PM
My wife will gladly invest in this invention.
Posted by: BAB | November 25, 2014 at 10:18 PM
All I can smell are peaches....
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 25, 2014 at 11:08 PM
Stolen from esteemed founding father Benjamin Franklin, who said gentlemen would one day pop open a pillbox after dinner, saying "Ladies? Which fragrance do you prefer tonight?" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly)
Posted by: Bella Silverstein | November 26, 2014 at 12:35 AM
Wasn't there a blog about farts being good for you to smell ? Will that good effect be diffused by these pills ? And how many left overs will there be on Thursday ?
Posted by: LeDud | November 26, 2014 at 03:22 PM
Need one that smells like BACON!!!
Posted by: OldNerdGuy | November 26, 2014 at 04:38 PM
it brings new meaning to the classic line « I fart in your général direction ! »
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 29, 2014 at 07:32 PM