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November 25, 2014

GERMANY ON HIGH ALERT

Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I'd just be happy if they used deodorant. I know it sounds like a cliche but I have actual experience with this from a very looong flight with actual french men sitting behind me.

Nobel Committee, are you listening?

Is that colon or after-shave?

What,no strawberry fields?

I beg your pardon; I never promised you a rose garden.

That's going to decimate the floral industry... or at least Valentines Day... or maybe not...

I'll take forty bottles.

Me too. Forty bottles for me, please.

Eighty bottles of pills, please.

The problem is that I also now have a bunch of roses that smell like flatulence. Don't ask about the chocolate because I flushed it.

Give my metformin-assisted gas any day.

I don't have to worry - because of a quirk in genetics all of the males in our family tree emit silent and completely odorless farts!

Now if I could just convince my wife of that....

Reminds me of the old lady who complained to the doctor that she was plagued with gas, which was luckily quiet and odorless. "We'll work on the gas but we've got to do something about your hearing and your sense of smell," said the doctor.

I don't need them.

Big deal. I've smelled Rose's and they're no better than anyone else's.

Several years back the French police arrested at man arriving at the airport when they found 100 bars of soap in his luggage. He was charged as a terrorist.

"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." (really old geezer alert)

Let's see, how many variations on "Mine already smell pretty good?" can we generate...?

Stocking stuffers!

My wife will gladly invest in this invention.

All I can smell are peaches....

Stolen from esteemed founding father Benjamin Franklin, who said gentlemen would one day pop open a pillbox after dinner, saying "Ladies? Which fragrance do you prefer tonight?" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly)

Wasn't there a blog about farts being good for you to smell ? Will that good effect be diffused by these pills ? And how many left overs will there be on Thursday ?

Need one that smells like BACON!!!

it brings new meaning to the classic line « I fart in your général direction ! »

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