ATTENTION PULITZER JUDGES
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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Whenever I pass by a place where they sell Christmas trees and I see the baler, I forget what it is for a second and get all excited because I think they're going to cannon-launch an elf.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 29, 2014 at 02:15 PM
Breaking News! Details at 11.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 29, 2014 at 02:52 PM
I predict on January 1st Valentine candy will be for sale too. Remember, you heard it here first.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 29, 2014 at 03:11 PM
Hey, take it easy on the Tri-Cities! This is big news over there. They make Flathead County look like a metropolis!
Posted by: Elmo | November 29, 2014 at 03:15 PM
In my heart of hearts, I wish that Christmas trees were only available for purchase as a part of Walmart Black Friday events.
Then again, I have a family member who put a boatload of flame retardant on the previous year's Douglas Fir, created an ornament made from a bullet and called the creation "A Cartridge in a Bare Tree"
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 29, 2014 at 03:40 PM
NUMA: A few years ago, we decided that, since the garbage bins were already full, what harm could come from burning the tree? We hauled it outside, someone lit a match and then *phoom*! No more tree.
No more eyebrows, either.
I'm just glad the fireball stopped before it hit our back fence.
And what did I learn from this experience?
Torching trees is cool!
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 29, 2014 at 03:46 PM
Tis the Season
Posted by: Theresa | November 29, 2014 at 03:55 PM
Did you film it for youtube, PB?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 29, 2014 at 04:31 PM
I am going to pardon a Christmas tree again this year.
Posted by: clyde | November 29, 2014 at 04:45 PM
For sale? I was supposed to pay for them?
Posted by: max | November 29, 2014 at 05:46 PM
Wait, is that guy peeing on the trees?
Posted by: poker | December 01, 2014 at 08:17 AM