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October 22, 2014

WEST VIRGINIA DINING REPORT

After being directed to not use so much nacho cheese, a man allegedly went into a tirade Sunday night and told a 7-Eleven clerk that he "eats people" and is "the biggest killer in Martinsburg" in an altercation that led to his arrest.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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You can have my nacho cheese when you pry it from ... uh, never mind. Don't like nacho cheese.

So he wasn't able to finish worshipping Cheesus?

I've already confessed.

As a stop-and-rob alum, I suggest that one look to see what color film is on top of the yellow substance. If green, take a pass.

Guy's got a cheese-monkey on his back. Worst kind.
Although there are those who question the cheese content of nacho cheese.

So? Martinsburg's not that big...

Customer is always right. Let him eat the clerk.

No need to play "guess the state" here.

I thought is was 'not-so' cheese.

If it doesn't belong to you, it's nacho cheese.

Okay, news, the world is waiting... does he eat people with or without nacho cheese?

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