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Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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He hadn't learned much since his days as a mailman.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | October 30, 2014 at 06:05 PM
Those darn strict voter ID laws are onerous.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2014 at 06:11 PM
It's too bad he didn't try using a Chalupa. That's always worked for me.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 30, 2014 at 07:38 PM
I loved his version of "Puttin' on the Ritz."
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | October 30, 2014 at 11:56 PM
"Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of Florida"
Who knew?
Posted by: veee | October 31, 2014 at 04:08 AM
How could he be "DUI" if he was in park and asleep? Doesn't "D" stand for "driving?"
Posted by: R Filer | October 31, 2014 at 07:03 AM
Wha' d'you mean it's not good?
It looks just like me.
Posted by: Steve | October 31, 2014 at 10:10 AM