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October 27, 2014

TURNS OUT SHE *DOESN'T* LIKE PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN

A Georgia man has been charged with assaulting a woman in Eastern Kentucky because he thought she didn't match the description she had given on the Internet

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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We're going to need a lot more jail cells...

See also this and, of course, this.

(By the way, while I normally say "Stay out of the comments", the ones by Sascha Segan in the second link are worth reading.)

Probably into yoga. Or lacking half a brain.

He thought she said "Enjoy being assaulted."

Note that Laurel County is "hillbilly" more by descent than by location.
"Hillbilly Optional" if you will.

It was a typo. She meant to say
enjoys salted nuts, not nuts who assault.

This reminds me of a hilarious post Ron White had on his FB page recently. "I've been re-reading the classics lately. I had totally forgotten that Miss November 1990 likes long walks on the beach."

wiredog,

Well the first person to use #gamergate on Twitter was actor Adam Baldwin.

That does not surprise me. He has a very sarcastic sense of humor.

(I actually thought it was Iowahawk (David Burge), but he and Baldwin are "Twitter buddies", so...)

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