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October 24, 2014

THIS TURNED OUT NOT TO BE WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS, THANK GOD

Chinese woman spends entire week in KFC after dumping

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Based on my experience, a visit to KFC whilst intoxicated -- which is pretty much how all of us go to KFC, employees included -- will not require an immediate dumping. Whilst such dumping might occur in the natural process of subsequent digestive events, it in no manner, way, or form should be attributed to the Colonel's masterful and oh-so-crispy cloned chickens.

I spent enitre week dumping after a visit to that place.

I got dumped by a girlfriend and got a sack of Chicken Littles and a case of beer. I think the beer may have helped more.

I would think that chocolates and buy herself a bouquet of flowers and a new outfit or something would be better alt.

And that's how the Cartman's toilet bit the dust. Or bit something.

When we asked if she was ok, she said she was and just needed time to think.

"And then asked for another box of chicken wings with extra large fries."

Proof that it's not what you say, but what you do that counts!

As Plato asked Aristotle, Can one really think at
KFC? I think Shakes (Shakespeare) addressed this in
"A Midsummer Night's Dream"....

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