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October 23, 2014

SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE SO GROUNDED

500 Pairs Of Women’s Underwear, Firearms Found In 18-Year-Old’s Room During Petaluma Burglary Investigation

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Related: Homeland Security agents confiscate Birdies’ Royals underwear

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Why is a single unit called a pair?

Underwear is complicated!

Homeland Security. They've got your back(side).

Mt. Sterling KY just had it's annual Court Days; the biggest 4-day flea market event in several states. Also described to me once by a jail inmate as the biggest fencing operation for stolen guns east of the Mississippi.
There were tens of thousands of "brand name" items of very poor quality available everywhere.
And not a HS agent in sight.
Probably because the crowd could have laid waste to the Middle East if they'd been there with all those guns and been of a mind to.

I'm sure the kid with the guns and panties (which WBAGNFARB) had a perfectly reasonable explanation.

As to the second story: Homeland Security? Really? Since when are they the enforcement arm of Major League Baseball?

My buddy claims He has a valuable Honus Wagner card in his women's underwear collection. I think it's a fake.

After the Birdies operation, the agents were debriefed.

If only Salinger were alive he could write a new novel of this angst felt youth called: CATCHER IN THE TIGHTS

Claimed to say, "you can have my panties when you pry them off my cold, dead...".

I'd like to know more about how one pairs one's underwear with one's firearm.

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