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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 22, 2014 at 10:59 AM
Sorry. He's busy campaigning and playing golf.
Posted by: Clankie | October 22, 2014 at 11:34 AM
I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got a plastic Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car
Posted by: Napoleon | October 22, 2014 at 11:51 AM
I can go 100 miles an hour 'long as I got the almighty power glued up there by my pair of fuzzy dice.
Attributed to the Right Reverend Dr. Billy Sol Hargis.
Thanks for the memories, Napolean!
Posted by: ubetcha | October 22, 2014 at 11:53 AM
Can I get an "Amen" here.
Dr. Hargis thanks you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 22, 2014 at 12:40 PM
Are they sure she didn't just say "Jesus Christ! My husband will be here any minute now to pay the tab!"?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | October 22, 2014 at 12:41 PM
The real problem is that he keeps forgetting his wallet since his robes have no pockets.
Posted by: jon | October 22, 2014 at 12:50 PM
All she had was a little wafer and a sip of wine.
Couldn't have been too expensive
Posted by: poker | October 22, 2014 at 01:35 PM
He would not pay, because Jesus saves.
Posted by: NoNamed | October 22, 2014 at 03:01 PM
i was under the impression he all ready 'paid the tab'
Posted by: ligirl | October 22, 2014 at 04:37 PM
I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Oxford Comatose | October 22, 2014 at 04:57 PM
Good one, Clankie!
Posted by: BAB | October 22, 2014 at 05:49 PM
Sorry He's late. He had to stop over and spank Pat Robertson.
Posted by: Steve | October 22, 2014 at 07:39 PM
What would they do if Jesus Christ actually DID show up to pay her tab? Boy, they would have egg on THEIR faces, now wouldn't they?
Posted by: BevfromNYC | October 22, 2014 at 09:54 PM
HE COULDN'T pay the tab. HE's broke! Haven't you ever listened to a Preacher?
HE is always short of cash and needs yours.
Basket? Yes, I do like a nice basket.
Posted by: Steve | October 23, 2014 at 09:36 AM
When the Rapture arrives, Jesus will pay all of our bills.
Posted by: Elf Odin | October 24, 2014 at 10:20 AM