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Officials want South Florida to break off into its own state
(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)
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Dang it, Nelson, I was just getting ready to send this to the blog.
There is no alert level high enough for France.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 22, 2014 at 10:25 AM
Dave Barry for Governor!!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 22, 2014 at 10:57 AM
Called Atlantis.
Posted by: Clankie | October 22, 2014 at 11:35 AM
State of what? Confusion? Insanity?
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 22, 2014 at 11:44 AM
Don't we all.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | October 22, 2014 at 02:48 PM
As far as I can tell, the weird starts a little north of Merritt Island.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | October 22, 2014 at 04:35 PM
If they cut off the tip, will it be an Altered State?
Or just circumcised?
Posted by: Steve | October 22, 2014 at 08:03 PM
We could call it "Foreskin".
Posted by: Steve | October 22, 2014 at 08:04 PM
But if California splits into 8 states then South Florida would be the 58th state.
Posted by: Nelson in Pennsylvania | October 22, 2014 at 08:44 PM
Snork Steve. You're batting about 800 today..(I'm watching the World Series)
Posted by: LeDud | October 22, 2014 at 10:43 PM
There's no point to this; a separate state would be almost completely underwater soon. Here's what the US looks like with a 25 meter sea level rise (yellow area).
Posted by: Ralph | October 22, 2014 at 11:25 PM
North Cuba?
Posted by: RossM | October 23, 2014 at 03:44 AM
There was supposed to be no math, but we already have 52 states. South Floriduh would have to settle for 53rd.
Posted by: World's Oldest Living Brain Donor | October 23, 2014 at 08:50 AM
So what happened to Margarita-ville?
Posted by: Imnotdave | October 23, 2014 at 02:06 PM
So...
South Florida splits from Florida.
Northern Colorado splits from Colorado.
Illinois finally kicks Chicago out.
Upper Michigan splits from Michigan.
New York City and Long Gisland split from upstate.
Puerto Rico becomes a State.
The District of Columbia becomes a State.
Fifty-seven states, with one more to go: Alaska-and-Hawaii.
I think we're still a little short.
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 23, 2014 at 06:54 PM
Break America's wang? Ooo, that's gonna hurt.
Posted by: Elf Odin | October 24, 2014 at 10:18 AM