INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Double 'wet Willy' lands airman in jail
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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You can usually get off with a warning for a single wet Willy.
Posted by: FredKey | October 24, 2014 at 12:33 PM
"Armed with two freshly licked fingers, a former Kiester man home on leave from the Air Force thought it would be funny to give the officer the Willies..."
oh, a KIESTER man...nah, that doesn't really explain it... nttawwt.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | October 24, 2014 at 01:05 PM
A wet Willy in jail might mean something completely different.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | October 24, 2014 at 01:21 PM
A FELONY record for a stupid, drunken prank that does no lasting harm? And if the cop suspected harm, wouldn't he have insisted on a test?
Maybe it's the hippie in me coming out in my old age, but can a cop expect respect when he swats a mosquito with a howitzer? Fear, maybe. Respect? No.
Posted by: Steve | October 24, 2014 at 04:37 PM
My dad was a career Air Force officer and I can tell you if someone had done this to him it wouldn't have been good. But he wouldn't have called the police either.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 24, 2014 at 05:08 PM
A Double Wet Willie has a 2.5 degree of difficulty and could get you a Gold medal in the Olympics.
Posted by: Clankie | October 24, 2014 at 06:11 PM
I finally understand what the song lyric of "Little Willie Willie won't go home.." by The Sweet finally means!
I don't even have to change the words. This one is bad enough to stand on it's own.
North side, east side
Little Willy Willy wears the crown
He's the king around town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly
With his star shoe
Shimmy shuffle down....
Stick *that* in your earwig!
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 24, 2014 at 06:47 PM
Like the previous post, I am glad this wasn't what I thought it was. And NTTATWWT, at least in private. In
public...and with a cop?...very unwise....
Posted by: funny man | October 25, 2014 at 09:54 AM