GINGERBREAD PAT
The organic genderless gingerbread debate
(Thanks to George Byars)
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The organic genderless gingerbread debate
(Thanks to George Byars)
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Sorry, it's not gluten-free-range. I only eat foods that are organic, genderless, gluten-free and free-range.
Posted by: wiredog | October 22, 2014 at 10:30 AM
You forgot fair-trade, rain-forest friendly,sustainbable, and locally-grown
Posted by: Sam | October 22, 2014 at 10:44 AM
And non-profit, 'cause ain't nobody buying these things.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 22, 2014 at 03:17 PM
You know, I think Dunkin' Donuts does pretty well selling the part that's been removed from a donut, so...
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | October 22, 2014 at 03:43 PM
I like my gingerbread men on the butch side and preferably made of meat.
Posted by: Cowtipper | October 22, 2014 at 05:52 PM
Bite one leg off at the knee, punch a hole through one "eye" and, voila, you got yourself a Gingerbread Pirate.
Posted by: Steve | October 22, 2014 at 08:00 PM
Chuck Norris wouldn't buy those.
Posted by: Clankie | October 22, 2014 at 08:09 PM
It took real balls for that bakery to market these...
Posted by: Tex | October 22, 2014 at 09:31 PM
FUNNY All ! Soon to be on Portlandia I'm sure.
Posted by: LeDud | October 22, 2014 at 10:40 PM
First World problems.
Posted by: Ralph | October 22, 2014 at 11:28 PM
When you get right down to it, aren't most gingerbread people androgynous? I've never seen an anatomically correct one (although I'm sure, somewhere on the planet, somebody has made them), so if they are naked, they aren't equipped with primary or secondary sexual characteristics at all, and if they're clothed, all we know is that they are wearing pants, which doesn't suggest gender either way.
Posted by: Kristen A. | October 23, 2014 at 12:26 PM
Isn't there some kind of irony that Vegan gingerbread "figure" is even shaped like something that would be an animal or product of an animal? Personally, I think it should be hypocritical if it even LOOKS like it could be an animal product.
Posted by: BevfromNYC | October 23, 2014 at 02:28 PM