BETTER SAFE THAN (burrpppp) SORRY
Drinking a Beer Can Save You From Radiation Poisoning
(Thanks to ken fineberg)
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Coffee can do it, but you have to drink quite a bit.
There are four levels.
One, "carrying capacity"-you've had your coffee but don't have to go pee.
Two, "CC exceeded"-for every drop that goes in, one comes out.
Three, "Excess detected"-every drop in, two or more out.
Four, "Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!"-your peripheral nerves start their own calisthenics program.
Level four is a buzz, but there are other substances that give a more pleasant version.
Posted by: Steve | October 22, 2014 at 10:19 AM
VP Biden is a radiation free zone.
Posted by: Clankie | October 22, 2014 at 11:36 AM
But how do you drink the beer can?
Posted by: Alex | October 22, 2014 at 11:53 AM
You use the cans to make a hat!
Posted by: Imnotdave | October 22, 2014 at 06:33 PM
Honest Babe, I'm only drinking because I was exposed to Tritium on the golf course today.
Posted by: Nelson in Pennsylvania | October 22, 2014 at 08:49 PM