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Getting pregnant gets easier when eating ice cream
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October 25, 2014
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Sort of a ménage a trois? And who is eating the ice cream?
Posted by: JG | October 25, 2014 at 11:17 AM
Dr. Dan Malcioiu is feeling a little light headed today and will answer no more stupid questions about just putting the ice cream directly into the womb to make it sticky.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 25, 2014 at 11:35 AM
31 flavors just took on more meaning for me.
Posted by: Gandalf | October 25, 2014 at 11:45 AM
What would you do for a Klondike Bar ?
Posted by: Clankie | October 25, 2014 at 11:48 AM
Got yogurt?
Got milk?
Got cheese?
Got baby?
Dairy. It just breeds.
The new slogans of teh american dairy coucils.
Posted by: funny man | October 25, 2014 at 11:57 AM
I don't worry about that anymore. I am beyond that point in time. Ice cream still sounds good though
Posted by: Theresa | October 25, 2014 at 12:30 PM
For the lactose intolerant, I understand tequila facilitates the process as well.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | October 25, 2014 at 01:21 PM
Thank Gawd I'm lactose intolerant.
Posted by: Mikey123 | October 25, 2014 at 04:53 PM
Yeah, I always heard alcohol was the traditional route.
Posted by: Steve | October 25, 2014 at 05:38 PM
No lactose in this household. That's why we have cats.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 25, 2014 at 05:48 PM
NOW they tell me.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | October 25, 2014 at 06:06 PM
Is all kinds, or just the ice cream that comes with nuts?
Posted by: RegularGuy | October 25, 2014 at 07:40 PM
Liquor, they say, is quicker.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | October 25, 2014 at 09:47 PM
If you eat a lot of ice cream maybe you will not get pregnant, but you surely will look if you are.
And no, I did not call you Shirley.
Posted by: Noname | October 25, 2014 at 10:42 PM
What positions are recommended for eating ice cream while attempting to get pregnant?
Posted by: Ralph | October 25, 2014 at 11:33 PM
I want to join the "food regiment". Especially if I get ice cream.
Posted by: Make It Rain | October 26, 2014 at 12:02 AM
Which explains why the Mr Whippy Man is smiling.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | October 26, 2014 at 08:29 PM
Haagen-Dazs equals Harvard, but if the brand of ice cream is Ben and Jerry's, the kid is going to Berkeley.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 26, 2014 at 11:49 PM