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September 22, 2014

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE STATE

A woman has spent $20,000 on surgery to get a third breast and her dream is to become a celebrity.

(Thanks to Larry Martell, Allen at Division, coscolo, Roberto and Spotsie)

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What a boob. Blech!

This will not make her feel any better about herself.

I have friends who wouldn't do this.

Too bad she'll never be able to buy something off the um, err, rack.

Is the music choice deliberate or a Freudian slip? CREEP!

Three boobs, no brain.

Photoshop.

Motorboating now becomes a lot more strenuous.

She's shooting for "Rozalinda, the four breasted queen of the planet Rozniak", from the TV show "Frasier"

Steve K, I was thinking she's about 47 years too late for a guest appearance as an alien on Star Trek.

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men."

There, there, there.

Two's company, three's a crowd.

The Dr. who performed the operation applied for a new license to practice at Sears after his Cracker Jack toy license was suspended.

♫ I ♡ boobs
You have three
You're as freakish as can be ♫

Bra size 38 D and perhaps C

I was thinking she's about 47 years too late for a guest appearance as an alien on Star Trek.

Maybe she's just a fan of Total Recall.

Bra size 38 D and perhaps C

Shouldn't that be a "tra"?

Klingon wench.

FloriDUH strikes again!

A gimmick, combined with a modicum of talent, may promote a successful career. See "Pee-Wee Herman".
Sans the talent, a gimmick just attracts stares.

Kudos to Hammond Rye
Is she adopting Bob Hope's theme song 'Thanks four the Mammaries/?

she was in Total Recall
(.)(.)(.)

Before Total Recall, there was the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's Eccentrica Gallumbits,the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. It was she who called Zaphod Beeblebrox "the best bang since the big one."

“I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through.”

She's done. There isn't a cure for stupid.

Hope she turns off the lights in her trailer when she leaves.

Sorry folks, hoax http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp

This is udderly ridiculous.

I wanted to make myself unattractive to men... because I don't want to date anymore.

Gain 50 lbs.

she can always count on a job on a carnival midway.

displayed next to the bearded lady and the alligator boy.

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